Having fun with ebay…
Here are just some of the great Q&A’s on the Ebay item (link to item here)
Q: Does this item come with the game Tecmo Bowl to learn Houston Nutt’s offensive playbook? I don’t think I quite understand a 36 dive and would like some kind of visual aid.
A: No visual proof will be provided. It’s assumed that you can screw up your own play calls enough to use the moral victory excuse.
Q: I might be interested but,upon purchase of this item, may I start adding “‘S” to everyones names in sentences such as: “You just love to have guys like the McFadden’s, the Jones’s, the Miller’s, the Monk’s, the Hillis’s” etc..? Does it also give the me expressed written conscent to say “Chuck” after every over used phrase or lie such as “A tackle here, a missed kick there, and we’re 6-0, Chuck”? Can I also have control of all of the media? If so, it sounds pretty cool.
A: The main uses of this item will benefit your relationship with the media. Personalize it however you wish, and you will be king.
Q: BTW I don’t want to be the first one to point any fingers, but after some careful research, I’ve discovered that this item is only applicable in the Sun Belt Conference. Any comment?
A: I’m afraid you’re mistaken. This item has been used over and over and over again in the very well-known and powerful SEC. It’s even won us a couple of rings for our coaches to wear and flash when in media interviews. Just think, you too can have a SECW Championship ring if you win this auction.
Q: If I were to purchase this would I become a “winner and fighter”?
A: `Bingo. You sir are right on track with this item. Don’t underestimate the power and control that comes with being a winner and fighter. You can stay around as long as you want, make lots of money, and be average at best. It truly is the best of all worlds.
Q: Is it finished, or is it still “Under Construction”?
A: Ohhhh, its never finished…
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